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Gender: Male
Location: Tulsa
Relationship: Single
Orientation: Straight
Children: Don't Know
Body Type: Body Builder / Weight Lifter
Height: 5'8"
Religion: Mind Your Own Business
Ethnicity: Undead
About Me: I am a Professor of Invisible Phenomena at Tulsa Community College and Grand Wazoo of the Reorganized Knights Templar Program. I received a B.A. in Amish Literature from the University of Iowa in 2002 after blackmailing the Board of Regents, and earned my Ph.D. in Civil Law Studies from the University of Kansas in 2005 by charging my thesis advisor with sexual misconduct. From 05-06 I was a Visiting Instructor at Tulsa University, and was then run out of town by an angry mob. I have been the recipient of a National Endowment for the Humanities Fellowship, and spent the fellowship money on blackjack lessons, to no avail.
I am a member of the Association for Masonic Studies, the World Union for Masonic Studies, Masonic Studies Association, the American Academy of Masonary, and the United States Curling Association. My career has been in a long slide and most people think I am a washed-up has-been. Respected by no one, dismissed by all, I haven't published all that much and have an arrest record as long as your arm. The world is out to get me, and I trust no one. For the last five years I have been on medication, and developing a resistance to Prozac, Paxil, and Zoloft, and I am starting to hear voices.
Music: I like listening to the washtub bass, washboard, spoons, stovepipe and comb & tissue paper(kazoo). Not really.
Movies: Older movies like "Arsenic and Old Lace" and many many more. . . I have been known to watch Police Academy 1 through 87 in a single night.
TV: Infomericals.
Books: I have most recently finished "One Car Caravan" and Coburns tell all book (what ever it's titled).
Likes: Hockey.
Dislikes: Bagged Spinach.
Vices: Nachos and Beer!
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